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Awesome Spam of the Day

Posted on by The 40 year old magpie

This is a new feature. Everyday, I will peruse my spam filter for the most amusing spam of the day. Today’s Winner!

gay porn
applehelpwriter.com/?s=gay+porn x
Ebershoff@gmail.com
220.135.129.22
Submitted on 2013/01/30 at 2:14 am
Sexual intercourse habit is in itself a new shame-based illness, and it is almost always second either to early the child years lovemaking abuse, emotive mistreatment, forget, abandonment in order to a typically harassing family members. A number of experts maintain which making love addiction is indeed shame-based that there’s no point in treating the idea unless recuperation is focused on wanting to handle which disgrace. The average person fighting sex addiction must arrive at comprehend his or her actions came into being to try to deal with normally unmanageable instances. No matter the prior, and also regardless of how solid the current want is actually, anyone trying to defeat sexual intercourse dependancy needs to accept that the actual addicted part of his nature means him to live until finally this individual might get the skills required.

Ghimeabragh

The Revolution will be AnonRemailed

Posted on by The 40 year old magpie

Now, I’ve used anon remailers, but I’ve encrypted my message. This came un-encrpyted…
Anonymous@Anonymous.net

Subject: Declaration of Revolution

Dear Anonymous, The purpose of this message is to inform you about the Revolution: OCCUPY HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT IN LONDON ON NOVEMBER 5, 2012. OCCUPY CONGRESS IN WASHINGTON D.C. ON NOVEMBER 11, 2012. STOP WAR. CANCEL ALL DEBT. REDISTRIBUTE WEALTH. Please, watch the Nazi Banksters Crimes Ripple Effect how@zebra.c2ads.net, via zebra.c2ads.net

I am highly amused by this.

And, to the person who mailed me this:
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Bigots by Other Names

Orly, Orly, Orly….

Posted on by The 40 year old magpie

Why are you exhorting your sycophants to commit a crime? first you set them on harassing a GA judge, then others and, today, she is exhorting her horde to harass HateTalk Host, Michael Savage. Sometimes, does do Mitzvahs:

WAYS TO REACH MICHAEL SAVAGE

Posted on | April 8, 2012 | No Comments

Michael_Savage@mail.vresp.com, star@TheJamesRWhelanAgency.com

yet I have never had any reply either. (The last belongs to hisadvertising agency).

However, here is an access method to him, that he cannot block so far:This is his Internet streaming site

http://www.iheart.com/#/live/229/?autoplay=true

and I have posted several comments for him. Others can do the sameperhaps at any his streaming site.

Yours truly,

Alex

This exhortation is because HateTalker Savage has pronounced the 2012 Presidential Election “rigged”. As we all know the Right will become more and more unhinged as Primal Seasoning continues. Why do they call them “Primaries anways? After the very first Primary, every other is secondary.

Orly has been asked to speak at a “Constitutional something or nutter, and one of the websites is “deuteronomy1715. They seem to want a KING:

From the JPS:


יד  כִּי-תָבֹא אֶל-הָאָרֶץ, אֲשֶׁר יְהוָה אֱלֹהֶיךָ נֹתֵן לָךְ, וִירִשְׁתָּהּ, וְיָשַׁבְתָּה בָּהּ; וְאָמַרְתָּ, אָשִׂימָה עָלַי מֶלֶךְ, כְּכָל-הַגּוֹיִם, אֲשֶׁר סְבִיבֹתָי.		 14 When thou art come unto the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, and shalt possess it, and shalt dwell therein; and shalt say: ‘I will set a king over me, like all the nations that are round about me’;
טו  שׂוֹם תָּשִׂים עָלֶיךָ מֶלֶךְ, אֲשֶׁר יִבְחַר יְהוָה אֱלֹהֶיךָ בּוֹ:  מִקֶּרֶב אַחֶיךָ, תָּשִׂים עָלֶיךָ מֶלֶךְ–לֹא תוּכַל לָתֵת עָלֶיךָ אִישׁ נָכְרִי, אֲשֶׁר לֹא-אָחִיךָ הוּא. 15 thou shalt in any wise set him king over thee, whom the LORD thy God shall choose; one from among thy brethren shalt thou set king over thee; thou mayest not put a foreigner over thee, who is not thy brother.

Orly is now a Royalist. What she also doesn’t get, is that these ginks are Evangelicals.

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Ghimeabragh

Free Speech for ME, NOT for Thee #2

Posted on by The 40 year old magpie

This is a screencap of a comment of birgoter, who supports the Constitution:

This is what passes for a threat to “Obots” or, as we are known, “People living in the REAL World”. Unless we agree with the birgoter  nonsense, we are not welcome. These whiny bitches are so thin-skinned that at the drop of a binky they are crying to facebook about how mean we are.

Here, shove this and stfu

Ghimeabragh

The Sheltered Existence Pt 16 Return to Grade School

Posted on by The 40 year old magpie

Sunday. F$cking Sunday. We were all awakened at 6 am to the sounds of a heated argument. It lasted until 8 am. Two hours of people yelling at each over I have no clue, but since it was left to go on, I must presume that the overnight staffer was either asleep, not at the desk or watching it for entertainment purposes. Of course, the “SHUT THE F**K UP” rang out, along with “SHHH” all to no effect.

The rest of the day was quiet. Except for the Bernice Show. Loud, annoyingly brassy and you just want to stuff a sock in her mouth. She took exception to someone sitting near her at dinner and a grade school argument of “You can’t sit there” broke out. Duration? 10 minutes.

It’s time for the pre-medication snack, and a fight is about to break out over the gluttony of a few women. some are eating a third complete meal consisting of a leftover plate from lunch or dinner (or both) an apple and a slice of pie. This is not sitting well with the rest of the women who need to take their meds with food. This could be solved if a snack were brought in for everyone, but that’s asking a bit too much, when they more or less cleared out the fridge for tonight’s snack.

Thank you, Lord for my Deliverance from this Place. Selah

15 Minutes, Ghimeabragh

I am pleased to announce my FIRST FACEBOOK PAGE BAN!!!!!!! WOOOOOO

Posted on by The 40 year old magpie

“JER 14:14 Then the LORD said unto me: ‘The prophets prophesy lies in My name; I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spoke I unto them; they prophesy unto you a lying vision, and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their own heart.”

That’s what got me banned. It was on the Facebook page “Watching for EndTimes” in a thread about ‘judging others” one poster made a comment about “wolf in sheeps clothing”. I compared the Admin to the description. This of course made him angry. After all, no one but he can judge others. He blithered on about not getting anything out of the page, to which I corrected him, politely, that he was. He tells me that “God” told him to bring attention to the nonsense he is spreading around, that’s when I posted the above quote.

And, that’s when he banned me.

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Ghimeabragh, oil on velvet, Reprints & Crossposts

The Tale of Kochheaded Dave

Posted on by The 40 year old magpie

Poor little Davey Koch. Someone punked his Governor, and now he’s crying about “Identity Theft”

 

Yes, children, gather round and hear a tale of Poor Kochheaded Dave.
Dave was so wealthy, even he was impressed by it, and thought he was Master of the World. One day, while Kochheaded Dave was petting his second favorite pet, it was an oddly adorable, yet vicious little beast called a “teaparty”, his first, another vicious, yet unadorable beast called a “Walker” was being tutored in the art of deception.

A man, an alien being known as a “Journalist”, picked up his telephone, and made a call to the pet, Walker, and knowing he wouldn’t get to talk to the Walker if he revealed himself, pretended to be Kochheaded Dave. Hilarity ensued as the Walker rolled over and exposed his throat to the Pretender as the Pretender played his unpaid role. The Pretender, when he had had his fill, ended the call, and revealed himself to the World. Now, this revelation caused the Walker great anguish at having been revealed to be the pet of Kochheaded Dave, and Dave. Well, Kochheaded Dave was outraged at the humiliation of his pet Walker, and the admission that he, Kochheaded Dave owned such a pet.

Thinking about what recourse he had, Kochheaded Dave went to the press and declared:

“It’s a case of identity theft,” Koch told the New York Times in a rare interview Friday. “I didn’t even know his name before this brouhaha erupted.”

Poor Kochheaded Dave was beside himself (his favorite sexual position) and “joked”:

“I was thinking to myself, ‘My God, if I called up a senator or a congressman to discuss something with them, and they heard ‘David Koch is on the line,’ they’d immediately say, ‘That’s that fraud again — tell him to get lost!'” he said.

And, you know, that Senator would be quite correct in that assessment.

x-posted to DailyKos