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Yeah, suuuure you’re offering me a job

Got this in email today, I did not change a single thing, except I removed my name:

We got your resume at CareerBuilder online. That’s why we are glad to suggest you a position of «Mystery shopping» with in Mystery Shopping Providers Association. Your resume was learnt carefully by our HR department and they were satisfied. Therefore you fit this job absolutely. Necessary claims for the applicant:
Age: from 28
Internet access
Time: should have 3-5 hours of free time daily in order to do all the tasks
There is no felony
Mystery shopping is a fun way for consumers to earn money while supplying valuable feedback to companies It’s a WIN-WIN way for both business and patrons.
Patrons are actingas « Mystery shopping » have an opportunity to receive payments doing things they enjoy to.For example:
make shopping in grocery, retail, and online stores
lunch in restaurants
watch movies
stay at apartments andspa
You may get up to $2,500 – $3,500 per month
We advice you to hurry up wit your settlement as far as there are many applicants for this vacancy\work.
If you find that this work is interesting for you, please write us back detailed information : 1) Full name
2) Contact phone number
3) Your age
4)Valuable address Street , City, Zip code
To become the member of our company, you need to click on this link http://tinyurl.com/2v4o7pl and register yourself. Signing and downloading a contract is compulsory as well.
This application for partnership into The Mystery Shopping Provider’s Association MSPAmeans an agreement between both sides
By submitting of this application it is stated that you accept the the MSPA membership application process and waives any complaints against MSPA and all its stuff
About Mystery Shopping Providers Association
Our company is the worldwide association which operates to improve service quality by using anonymous resources. We have more than 300 organizations in partnership worldwide, our main work includes marketing research and merchandising companies, private investigation firms, training organizations and other companies that deal with mystery shopping services. Our member firms work with their patrons to establish way in order torefine levels of service.
Regards, Regards,

Do I really need to say anything more?