Resistance is Futile (ego remix)

I have long resisted writing about myself in the belief no one is really interested. This has led to your loss. I’ve had many adventures here in the City, one of which keeps getting remade and I’m quite frankly ready for a new and different one.

If you were writing a spec script for me sight unseen, what adventure would you write for me

I’ve already been homeless, so, that’s out